| | Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other. -- Season 1
- So, this is how an engaged high school dumb*** with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges.
- That was like, eight burns in one sentence. -- Season 5
Steven, you're 18 now. It's time to start being a man. And the first rule to being a man is you gotta spend your life doing crap you don't wanna do. -- Season 4
Jackie, there's no ghetto here. There's like that one house that needs to be painted. -- Season 2
- I really doubt that she's just abandoning Steven, I mean, she's his mother.
- Mom, I believe her exact words were, "I know I'm your mother, but I'm abandoning you, Steven." -- Season 1
-What is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head?!
- Yes, I was! And up until now, everyone else had the good grace not to mention it! -- Season 5
All families are embarrassing, and if they're not embarrassing, it's because they're dead. -- Season 1
-Ma, I'm going to the prom.
-They're all going to laugh at you!
-Shut up, Ma, you're making the night too darn special. -- Season 1
I heart That 70's Show.
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